Omweso, a game people play in Uganda / by M.B. Nsimbi.
M. B. Nsimbi
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שפה נוכחית
Insights into Uganda
להגדלת הטקסט להקטנת הטקסט- ספר
| כותר |
Insights into Uganda / Kevin O'Connor, aka "Roving Eye." |
|---|---|
| מוציא לאור |
Kampala : Fountain Publishers Limited |
| שנה |
2016 |
| הערת תוכן ותקציר |
Intro -- Title Page -- Copyright -- Contents -- Preface -- 1: Gender and Sexual Orientation -- Let's castrate Kadokech -- Good riddance to bad rubbish! -- Ugandan women better than men -- Miniskirts - Buturo requires a brain transplant -- Obama, Zuma and polygamy -- When is something un-African? -- Some truths about homosexuality -- The long and short of it -- To bend or not to bend? -- Why women sit the way they do on boda-bodas -- 2: Sex and Love -- It's better to kiss in public -- Bukenya, Nakku is a non-issue -- Polygamous? What's your motivation? -- Mystery Date wins Uganda "Snob of the Year" award -- Big Brother Africa - a case study in polygamy? -- Kazini, Zuma and polygamy -- Lower Uganda's age of consent to 16 years -- Why are Ugandan bars so dark? -- Of bums, hips and manhoods -- "Ask Uncle Kevin" - new problem page -- Unhappy Valentine's Days -- Sex in Uganda's crowded rooms -- When a Ugandan woman does not "produce" -- Ugandans and their secrets -- Ugandans and zero sons and daughters -- Norbert Mao will win the race -- Chips chicken better than sex! -- Let's celebrate International Childfree Day -- 3: Bazungu (white people) -- The Irish, tribes and jokes -- Mourning an animal corpse -- Slow muzungu loves Ugandan slowness -- Perverts, paedophiles and pencils -- Muzungu v Ugandan eccentricity -- Would you eat while walking? -- Old muzungu gets dirty looks -- Time to say "goodbye" to the colonial suit and tie -- Ugandan and bazungu nicknames -- A muzungu's "long call" too far -- Drinking beer from bottle, glass or straw? -- A rich muzungu's hair transplant -- Things that might surprise a muzungu in Uganda -- 4: The Environment -- Uganda, the pearl of bird watching -- You don't always have to behave -- Old buildings deserve respect -- The tiny difference between success and failure -- Fish, cattle and paving stones. Would you put a cup of tea on the ground? -- Drinking and dropping a "duck's soda" -- Sir Alex Ferguson and Uganda's historic buildings -- Where are Kampala's parks? -- Some animal pupu issues -- Why tarmacking roads might not be a good thing -- 5: Religion -- "Never mock God!" Well, yes and no -- No HIV/AIDS cures at crusades -- Frowning upon gospel opportunists -- Pastor Kiwewesi's disgraceful wedding -- Pastors - why no pothole miracles? -- Archbishop's priorities are wrong -- Archbishop Orombi helps set world record -- Did Christianity generate a culture of lies in Uganda? -- The telling of lies in Uganda - Part Two -- How religion brainwashes us -- Ug Sh 12 million wasted praising Archbishop Orombi -- Sodomy, pasta and miracles -- Have no faith in faith -- Execution is always wrong -- Missionaries brought already damaged goods to Uganda -- The Catholic Church's funeral -- There is no God -- Sundays - to work or not to work? -- 6: Language -- "Move over, I have diarrhoea!" -- Unintended humour in a Kampala toilet -- Now you wouldn't misspell 'misspell', would you? -- Is the mobile phone destroying Uganda's greeting culture? -- Will you laugh at my jokes? -- Bigmen, smallmen and humour -- The story about "storage" -- "Apology" and "forgiveness" - more than just words -- Keep English simple -- Ugandan greetings made easy -- How to find the meaning of fascinating phrases -- Why do Ugandans say "Er?!"? -- Ugandans' overuse of "over" -- Enkya never comes -- Proverbs and culture -- Are you able to mimic? -- "OK please" is OK -- A book you can't put down -- Some unusual names -- 7: Sport -- Lessons from the MTN marathon -- Why more Ugandans should support smaller Premiership teams -- Let's kill off American sports scholarships -- Making the right choices -- Athletics has shown me Uganda -- Ludo a sport? How ludicrous!. Pity those who don't understand sport -- Beijing Olympics - there will be no medals for Inzikuru -- God bless the underdog -- FDC calls for unlimited term limits -- Ugandan patriotism destroyed by English Premier League -- Sitting and standing in football stadia -- When neocolonialism won at the Cecafa Cup -- Idi Amin's Golden Age? -- An athletics training experience for Cranes' footballers -- Two World Cup memories -- Namboole Stadium - learning from the past -- Namboole Stadium - a national disgrace -- 60th Anniversary of the 4-minute mile -- The Margaret O'Hogartaigh Women's 5000m Memorial Race -- Did Cheptegei "choose money over honour"? -- 8: Music -- Music to soothe the soul -- The sagala song hits Uganda -- Lucky Dube's songs will never die -- UB40 - No money to go -- Is Juliana getting fat? -- The late, great Lucky Dube lives on -- What music at your funeral? -- Disco music and much else spoils my football viewing -- Unhappy and happy New Year's Eves -- What music motivates you? -- 9: Education -- MUK graduates, I have no money for your parties! -- PLE results boredom -- Journalistic corruption and PLE results -- Don't send children to single sex schools -- Oral communication skills are key to your career -- "Back to school" and bullying -- Examination worries -- Study less for higher grades -- Good and bad memories -- Memories of teachers -- Ugandans' educational concerns -- 10: Media -- Truth, lies and advertising -- The advantages of journalists' misspelling -- USPA should right its shameful omission -- Kevin evicts Big Brother Africa -- Beware of ambiguous headlines -- Allegations, allegations and more allegations -- Roving Eye relaunch -- Your newspaper - the business page meets the sports page -- Journalists in love with photos of themselves -- Red Pepper's Friday 13 superstitious nonsense -- Is O'Connor a "scumbag"?. Phrases too loved by journalists -- A "Kandahar" whopper -- MPs swearing-in overkill -- Dead but not dead! -- 11: Poverty and inequality -- Sporting inequality and cars -- Brave Mukula bathed in cold water -- Electrocuted by a hotel's prices and fence -- 1920s UK and 2009 Uganda - some similarities -- How much would you need to be paid to? -- 137 years to earn what Ronaldo gets in a day -- Of economic and social inequality -- A British dog causes surprise in Kampala! -- Jamwa - more guilty than of being fat? -- Akright should sack its ad agency -- Too poor to buy a newspaper -- Why are you not rich? -- 12: Health and death -- Grey hairs all over the Queen's land -- Burn me when I die! -- Making use of a digital weighing scale -- Obituaries - lies and more lies -- Would you shake hands with Jim Muhwezi? -- Antiretroviral drug money "eaten" -- Budget should increase tobacco taxes -- When you should use the "F-word" -- The man who saved my life -- Unseasonal thoughts on death -- Could tobacco play a part in Uganda's population control? -- The dangers of alcohol -- Pet insurance - whatever next -- Do you pick your nose? -- All good wishes to Mr Gureme -- Shortages and corruption in the health sector -- 13: Katogo (mixture) -- Hurdles in telling humour -- In trouble for speaking out -- To comb or not to comb - that is the question -- Bus passengers must be more outspoken -- Kevin meets a seer -- Gadaffi renames Uganda -- Resignation - not the Ugandan way -- Getting on top of your problems -- How I pity corporate managers of 2009 -- Children, church and carnage -- A small lie told in Kampala -- The importance of the 50th anniversary -- O'Connor and hand movements -- Learning something new -- Construction ignorance -- Five, not four, jokers in a pack -- Nabbed by the traffic cops -- Spam, spam and spam -- Why I fear driving -- Glossary. |
| היקף החומר |
1 online resource (232 pages) |
| שפה |
אנגלית |
| שנת זכויות יוצרים |
©2016. |
| מספר מערכת |
997010703152605171 |
תצוגת MARC
תגיות
- Uganda Social life and customs.
- Uganda Social conditions.
- Jamhuri ya Uganda
- Oeganda
- Ouganda
- Republic of Uganda
- Republik Uganda
- République de l'Ouganda
- République d'Ouganda
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